French boy here to talk about what happen to me this week... Did you ever know that nails hurt?? Well I can confirm this with the great announcement that I walked on a nail with my flippers when I was working outside. Did it hurt? Of course not, I said to my brother-in-law on the spot. (Hence I was in pain.) I had to get a shot against that crap, oh man I waited for a shot for a nail up my foot, the waiting time was long as hell and I just wanted to get out of there. Like I always say, yeah I got hurt, pain was there, but hey I got some pleasure out of it, this time it was a nurse, DAMN was she ever sexy, talked a couple minutes and left (I felt stupid not asking for more info.).

Friday the 20th of August

I had a date with a girl that last time I saw her was like a year and a half ago when I used to be a bouncer in a club, and oh god did she ever want to hook up with me back then... (hence I wanted 2 but I had GF). So after all these years at the beginning of the week, we talk on Facebook (LOL INTERNET DWEEBS) and she's like are you finally gonna be mine or are you a free men... Right away I wanted to play hard to get but the way I am is...I just play the bitch card and make her want me... so after all the wait during the week, on Friday she phones me at 3pm saying I need to go bring my sister driver card and after that we can go eat somewhere and bla bla so on... so are day goes super well and it didn't take long right after we're done eating in the car, she jumps on me and says I couldn't wait any longer after all this time I just want you so bad... Ha at this point I don't really care about what we do I just wanna go back home and do it... Ha but hey I decided to be a gentlemen and wait a bit. So her sister asks us if we want to go out and go at a club, I'm like yeah let's do it, and the girl I'm with just gets horny from that point and really wants to show me what she can do with her body...

We arrive at the bar and since I'm a really understanding guy and I really don't about anything in life, I tell her have fun and do whatever you want, if you wanna dance with others go ahead just no touching and I'm happy... So the night goes on and she's grinding on me and her sister is having a bunch of guys around her so I'm like, I'll let you have fun with the others so I step away and tell her go have fun with her sister... So they both start dancing and a bunch of guys are just looking at them and at one point this guy decides to make a move so he start dancing with my date and then she looks at me, wondering if it's okay and I'm like yeah sure.. so she starts dancing with him and all but at one point the guy starts trying to grab and she's like my *bf is right there... so the guy keeps on going doesn't care and she slaps him... So I decided to get up since I was laughing so bad at how the guy was trying so hard... I tell the guy the same thing I'd say to any guy that would be trying to do what he was trying to do : You can dance all you want with my girl but when the nights over she's leaving with me. So then the guy starts cursing, yelling and pushing me telling me that I can't tell him what to do or not do. (oh shit it's getting intense, the way I like it) So after all this excitement his buddy comes up to me and wanted to grab me or whatever but I just decided to get in attack mode and 1 hit his friend right in the face, dude falls down and I start punching the initial guy none stop until I got grabbed by the bouncers at the club. So the girl I'm with knows all the bouncers and tells them I'm with her and the bouncers like are you done??? I'm like nahhh I need a couple more. So the bouncer let me hit him once more and after that I had to leave with my date...


Story Short, I wake up this morning with this naked girl next to me, one of my knuckles is red/purple/black and blood all around it and a swollen hand... and the other hand some cuts from broken glass...

My kind of LIFE!